To blog or not to blog?
A clichéd parody of an opening leads you to believe that this isn’t going to stray far from the ordinary...but where’s the fun in that?
The dictionary defines a blog as a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page.
The dictionary tends to oversimplify everything...but in a blog!...This is my chance to elaborate to a ludicrous state, and that is exactly what I intend to do.
The process starts with a persons thought/(s). When these are gathered, the writing begins. Impulses from a persons brain move down their spine, along their arm, along the persons hand, into the persons fingers which make the muscles contract and move the bone, that presses down on a keyboard. This can be fast or slow depending on the persons typing skill, which is determined by whether the person spends a lot of time on the computer or if the person has a life. Either way, the key pressed makes an electrical impulse which run down the a cable that looks messy behind my computer, and into the tower which decrypts the electrical impulses into binary. This is then sent to the world wide web and viewed through the monitors of others.
The readers of the blog spend/waist their time reading it, and the amount of time spent lies with a paradox.
Time wasted is determined by the speed of the reader, which is determined by how much time the reader spends reading. Therefore a person who has wasted more of their life reading has more time to live their life because they spent less time reading this.
So where do you fit in?
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