Have you met my non-existent puppy?
Probably not.
It shat on my carpet!
BAD PUPPY!
OK so....
non-existent puppy shits on my existent carpet.
there’s non-existent shit on my carpet.
I step on it with my existent shoes.
so what, its non-existent shit
but say I’m bare foot
then I’m wearing non-existent shoes
so then I’ve got non-existent shit on my non-existent shoes
then as I walk around town people are all like
"OMG! what is that non-existent smell."
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